Score: 8

"That Angel is so Incompetent"

submission: Devilish pet Salon

date: November 27, 2009

Serious review first, then giggle bits.

I think the game looks very nice, nice background and character design with oh so smooth animation. The problem is that when I was playing I was too focused on the angel to really get a look around and appreciate it all. This game is very simple but also quite fun and addictive.

Now bout dat Angel - bitch needs to get fired! Closing her eyes and singing while she cuttin on lil baby animals, over-sugaring her tea, and I KNOW them calls ain't work related cuz the girl be actin all flushed and giggly on dat phone. Then when she remembers to work, she gets all fast, haste makin waste and whatnot. If I owned this shampoochery, I'd fire that lil layabout and promote the worker so desperate to do her job, she sneaks around to do it - now that's a committed employee!

Score: 10

"I gotta admit..."

submission: Get on My Horse

date: November 20, 2009

that this is amazing. I am generally a fan of your loops, but when I first saw this one, I was like "meh it's another loop song from Weebl, good but not epic". Then I found myself singing "sweet lemonade, ooooooh sweet lemonade" and altering the lyric to "shut up bitch get on my horse". I came back to the submission to give it the proper 5 and have been visiting daily to view and vote. This is truly addicitively viral. It's less accessible than "Narwhals" and "Badgers" because it is more surreal at first glance. Still, I think many will get over that and embrace this for the genius it is after realizing that their brain has been branded with this song.

The only thing I can say is that I would like to see the horse turn into a plane.

Score: 8

"Great Zombie Concept"

submission: Zombie Exploder

date: November 12, 2009

I actually love the control idea, I think it adds a new dynamic to this genre of beat-em-up game, where instead of being tied to the keyboard or only using the mouse to occasionally aim, this makes the mouse an interactive part of the gameplay. It's very fun to knock zombies out the windows, but I died due to a glitch: I got caught in the shattered glass area and couldn't move or kick, just punch. The novelty controls only hold interest for so long though. Even having different zombies or introducing melee weapons would reduce the monotony so that one might actually feel psyched to get through the whole building and not just like you're doing the same thing but with more enemies each level. All in all, this game is still a very great accomplishment, recommended to the Zombies Collection.

Score: 9

"HAWT but About that break....."

submission: [LK] Euphoria

date: May 9, 2009

Firstly your lead is bangin! Eruption at 38 secs is divine and following flow is mad hot.

Now that break starting at 1:22 - it's is by itself an awesome break, but it definitely comes in too early. First sound in the break is a bit off and the first beat strain is kind of generic. Things then build really nicely to that false bust but I'd cut out (or move to elsewhere) the bit at approx 2:30 to 2:50 and make it a genuine bust. It just feels like it really is ready to explode at that moment, and on the dance floor, I would have went off then and felt real cheated by a segment that seems like it should be part of another break and not a continuation of the main break.

Ending with crowd cheers reminds me a lot of Floorfilla (and that's REALLY good!) and totally amps the song. I'd also like to note that this song loops well, which is another reason why you should consider two breaks instead of one (maybe the melody manip break first, then the beat break later on, leading into the big final swell of lead).

Hope I make sense! I'm not a musician so my nomenclature for elements comes mostly from instinct.; I just love trance and happy hardcore and dance that makes me really feel a higher mood, like your composition does. Awesome job, Faved. Also I found this track via the Tortur-o-matic flash submission.